Nancy Pelosi
@TeamPelosi
On Teacher Appreciation Week we rededicate ourselves to giving educators the resources students need and the safety that all teachers and children deserve.

#BanAssaultWeapons - not books! -NP

CNN town hall with former President Donald Trump and Kaitlan Collins who asked Trump a question, Trump's replied it's real simple, she replied that's why I asked it... You are a nasty person he quipped. This is the man who says can end the war in one day. Build a beautiful wall greater than China's great wall. Yea, all 56 miles of it that Mexico will never pay for, and end Obama's Health Care on day one. What a thin-skinned lying orange blowhard,

MT Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney
Donald Trump has proven he is unfit for office. He is a risk America can never take again.

Refuting a reply to one of my posts. Not Awkward at all. At the time of the survey2013, 20% identified with the Tea Party about the same that identify with Quanon today.
Further evidence to refute this conclusion is: In 1994, approximately 40% of college graduates identified as Republicans. This percentage gradually declined to around 29% in 2004, then increased slightly to about 31% in 2008. By 2016, the percentage of college graduates identifying as Republicans was around 33%.

Fact-Checking The Rapist Donald Trump, who knows more than all the experts that say Modern humans arose in Africa 250,000 to 300,000 years ago. Donald Trump says stars were kissing an grabbing anyone they wanted and forcing them to have sex with them for millions of years. Civilization is only 10,000 years old. Before that, it was colonies, groups, clans, and cavemen. I don't think there were any stars in those groups, or in the homo heidelbergensis groups 1,000,000 years ago.

I would not be surprised if
@Cnn
was in negotiations with the cloners of Dolly for a clone of Hitler so they could give him a Town Hall to tell his side story? CNN brought us Gulf War now they are bringing us the insurrectionist that almost overthrew our Government.
From The Zeniet to the Nadar. Cable News is now destroying our county's future
"TurnOnTuneInDropOut of News Purveyors of Insurrection & Lies. Turn them off. There should be a warning Lable Harmful to the survival of our Democracy.

Prisencolinensinainciusol; Sounds like an English translation but of course, there is none as it is gibberish. It is how Adriano Celentano thinks Americans sound. The thread to this will contain The Italian pronunciation version #Enjoy
Prease, I'm calling, and seeing ain't choose all
Prease, I'm calling, and seeing ain't choose all!
Beauty call may say one, Prease, 'n calling, and seeing ain't choose all: all right!

No More Escargot in the Red States? The mating ritual of slugs may appear bizarre, but it has evolved to fulfill both of these functions. Slugs are hermaphrodites. During intercourse, each suitor simultaneously delivers a packet of sperm to its partner's storage organ. To do this, they evert parts of their genitalia and lock them together. #SlugsBeGone

You can teach an old dog a new trick.

“A Foundation of Excellence. A Future of Achievement”.
And that foundation starts with retaining great teachers and staff members. Considering that living expenses are cited as the number one reason why we lose staff members...

A Tale of Ichabod Tucker
As Tucker prepares for his News show tonight I suspect he is like a Turkey with its head cut off #TuckerCastrated #IchabodTucker
Hans Van Dominion killed Ichabod Crane because he was a bad influence on his children and the children of Unwoke Hollow.

I read the news today, oh boy
Forty thousand lies a day
And though the lies were rather small
No way to verify them all
Now that the Blue Tick is dead
Who gives a shit.

Fly United and pick up your own freaken Pop Corn https://washingtonpost.com/travel/2023/04

Children are dying of hunger around the world while televangicals are living in mansions as their unwoke send their money to send thoughts and prayers to those dying children. But wait. wait it gets worse... The False Profit is Conning His MAGAs With Digital Trading Cards that will feed them the lies that feed their hunger for hate.

Yea, it is called decaffeinated.

Breaking Exclusive;
Where did Elon's Puppet dog Go, TruthSocial? He is contractually required to share the Twitter Files on Twitter. So he is probably using an account with no Twitter followers to publish them there, where they are published into a forest of the Aether. I'm no fan of Matt Taibbi but he stuck it to Elon where the sun doesn't shine.

End Gun Violence Vote Republicans Out

Trump made a fake Mug Shot on Truth Social to grift off his suckers. Can you find all the Lies in this photo?

Nonsequitur, interesting choice of words by Clutch Pearls trying to raise money for Trump.
"You need to help this man. They are trying to drain this man dry" This Sounds like wide stall talk or Lindsy's personal pillow talk?

It is obvious that Is beholden to Trump for giving him one of his wigs. Trump promised him that it would make him look like a top and he could finally get some respect.
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TFG
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me

Trump 15 minutes after he surrenders but can't shut up