@netspionage I see you, Cat Daddy. Hi 🐾
😊
I'd have replied sooner, however, I was enduring a rather vicious attack by a rather...large cat at the time.
As I am against fat-shaming in general, I'm looking for alternate language to describe Singha's...size.
So far, I have:
-Swollen
-Engorged
-ExtraGirthy
Any of those sound appropriate? 🤔 😸
@netspionage Singha, the well satiated house goblin.
I thought they devoured you. Though I do not have a current photo of you and now you show me a Surplus Singha. Do you have all your appendages and organs? 😂🙀
He's just taking a quick rest before launching another drooly knead-attack on me 😸
@netspionage it's all for a good claws. I mean cause. It's nice to see you. 🖤
Honestly, I think he just switched tactics: between crushing me under his swoleness & cooking me to death, he's banking on the latter.
Seriously, this cat is putting off some BTUs: it's 68F in here & I'm sweating under him 😳
@netspionage he's working extra hard to keep the hairless ape alive.
Nah, more likely he just wants to call dibs on my body before it gets cold 😹
Both the cats have been more clingy & sleeping with me a lot more. I'm guessing once I expire, there will be a fight over my remains 😹
Pretty much the most accurate take on things 😹🤣
@netspionage some nice professional will have to divvy up your parts equally to prevent thundercatdome