The drunk guy at the end of the bar wants attention but runs away if I touch him.
The drunk guys at the end of the bar are following me around, and rubbing against me.
One of the drunk guys at the end of the bar is getting all up in my grill.
Now, the same drunk guy at the end of the bar just jammed his anus in my face
Now one of the drunk guys at the end of the bar has begun to sing to me
(N.B.: it's mere minutes to their lunchtime 😹)
Now both of the drunk guys at the end of the bar have retired to the sunroom to their hammocks to sleep off lunch.
The drunk guys at the end of the bar are now licking each other. In the sunlight.
