Lot of people with new haircuts in the last 3 days.

What fucking planet are you on, Connie?

Siobhan is so good at taking the bait. It's not real, girl. Don't go in the fucking basement the call is coming from inside the house.

Culkin's on a ROLLLLLLLL!
You Poor. Unfortunate. SOUL.

Tom literally sucks balls for a living. He cannot stop himself. He just gotta keep lickin' Logan's nards. What a fucking sycophant.

Amazing commitment to the bear hug. Just everywhere.

"Misadventure IV : Randy Rehab Romp"

All of Kendall's sex tapes could be entitled "Misadventure".

So if you're super rich you also have to double as a spy in your family, is that it? Dad's a spy, the dog's a spy. Everyone's spying on black sheep. Distrust all the way down.

Your status is on the wane if you're hanging with Greg.

No, Kendall, I want you to tell the story of how you betrayed your father through kabuki. What the fuck, man, you look like an awkward tamale. Learn to use your fucking words.

I did expect Ken to be in rehab longer than 48 hours.

Things I've learned from Succession so far.

1.Cocaine will fuck up your shirts eventually.
2. Unfathomable wealth is unfathomable.
3. White people have shitty taste in sneakers.

#CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Comeuppance Derby standings at the end of season 1:

1. Kendall
2. Logan
3. Tom
4. Greg
5. Shiv
6. Roman
7. Connor

Shiv's wedding, light rock with less talk.

Oh Kenny, jumping back into the lead. Knew you had it in you.

Great dangers, little numbers.. this aristocratic jargon is tough to follow.

Greg's a driver, he's a winner. Things are gonna change, Greg can feel it.

You get beheaded! And you get beheaded! Everyone's losing their minds at this wedding!

Metaphor for Shivtom sighted.