Things I've learned from Succession so far.
1.Cocaine will fuck up your shirts eventually.
2. Unfathomable wealth is unfathomable.
3. White people have shitty taste in sneakers.
I did expect Ken to be in rehab longer than 48 hours.
No, Kendall, I want you to tell the story of how you betrayed your father through kabuki. What the fuck, man, you look like an awkward tamale. Learn to use your fucking words.
Your status is on the wane if you're hanging with Greg.
So if you're super rich you also have to double as a spy in your family, is that it? Dad's a spy, the dog's a spy. Everyone's spying on black sheep. Distrust all the way down.
All of Kendall's sex tapes could be entitled "Misadventure".
Tom literally sucks balls for a living. He cannot stop himself. He just gotta keep lickin' Logan's nards. What a fucking sycophant.
Culkin's on a ROLLLLLLLL!
You Poor. Unfortunate. SOUL.
Siobhan is so good at taking the bait. It's not real, girl. Don't go in the fucking basement the call is coming from inside the house.
What fucking planet are you on, Connie?
Lot of people with new haircuts in the last 3 days.
You are coming into MY HOUSE with *that* face? This offends us both, Ken Doll.
"I'm gonna send dudes to punch your puppy" Kendall
"Coolsies." Old white guys
I was thinking back to one of my favorite Simpsons episodes, Trouser Snake III: Whacking Day.
Oh. Not a real episode? Boy is my face red.
Amazing commitment to the bear hug. Just everywhere.