Who the fuck leaves their fucking email unlocked? Rich people are stupid, aren't they?

Good news for Ken, he can always get into politics if he flames out in business.

This dude has ears like fuckin' satellite dishes so he can hear all the Shitty Family Seeeeecrets.

Is it just me or is Tom the TJ Maxx version of Brendan Fraser?

Exhaust PORT, dolt!

Greg is somehow giving me secondhand and thirdhand cringe at the same time. His flop sweat is a little much.

The Wolf of Sesame Street, this guy.

Oh, the find out stage. Favorite of every rich mediocrity.

I just wanna pet these douchebags on the head "Oh, look at you Mr. Business Man, doing business. You're so important" so they can stop being mean to each other.

Holy Timeline Confusion Batman.

Everyone Hates Everyone : This Shitty Fuckin' Family Edition.

Daddy's Back.

I am angry.

If Kendall does not push this chick over the side of the building I will be angry.

Culkin II has cultivated a Shkreli-tier punchable face.

Christ, what an asshole.

Tom and Shiv abort. Again.

Wait, you *don't* get a blowjob when your dog dies?

A company run by a magical fucking unicorn? Count me the fuck in.

Here's the thing : these kids will always have unlimited money. And they want power to have . . . more money? I do not understand why they're fighting is what I'm saying.