I think Lawrence is my favorite character only because he's not part of this horrible family.

What did I tell you, Gregory? Nothing good can come of doing favors for these maniacs.

Is it a clever subversion that the poor guy is a bumbling idiot and not a wise salt of the earth?

Nobody that rich lives only $14 away from a hospital.

Wherever that hospital was, there's no way the cab only cost $14.

Greg should just walk the fuck home, this is a horror movie. Don't look in the basement, don't walk down a dark street and for the love of god do not fall asleep. Greg. Get out. Of. There.

**insert gif of Homer walking backward into a hedge **

Assholes all the way down.

Theme parks? Cryogenics? Media empire? Hmmmm.

So this is the Rich People Part of the Hospital that we all knew existed but have never seen in person. Must be fuckin' nice.

The human eraser is now fake-crying about his daddy and I don't feel safe.

Come to the hospital and bring your best signin' pen, 'cause daddy's about to bite the big one. Whoo-hoo we all hate each other!

Did Kendall just buy twitter?

I am AGHAST. A. FUCKING. GHAST. What fucking monstrosity.

Macauley the Second is really killin' it here.

No but seriously what is going on?

Creepily awkward or awkwardly creepy : you be the judge!

I'm literally coming into this show completely blind. I knew zero things about it other than that it was about a family business. Holy shit worst family business ever.

Huh. Obviously Cameron Frye's doing well for himself there. Good for him.

Throwing doors open and bellowing LUNCH! was a tiktok thing three years ago right?