Black screen, disembodied voices. This is gonna be a lighthearted romp!

Oh! They found a light switch.

Haven't seen a show this dark since Ozark.

Okay, it's finally time to try watching Succession. I bet it has problems?

#CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Never mind being kept apart from your loved one because you live in different worlds : what if you're allergic to their daemons??

LYRA? More like Cry-ra, am I right?

Put your listening ears on, William. Don't just dumbly repeat what people say.

The kids are learning life lessons all over the place.

If a literal angel comes to break you up, you probably won't be together much longer.

Or was that I. Ron Butterfly?

"Angels fuck" - Philip Pullman

I've never been to a conference that changed my life before - this just feels so impossible!

/actually one totally did and I will be forever grateful that work sent me across the country so I could fall in love.

The last episode : they finally bathe! I thought Lyra was wicked freckly: it turns out it was just schmutz.

Kids. Shower before you snuggle, that's all I ask. Just shower. Or go swimming or whatever just clean up 'cause you look like you *stink*.

And here we go. Is it gonna be the most nonchalant weirdness of all? Fingers crossed. Let's give no fucks, Pullman!

Has anyone washed their face this season?

Parents of the Year : Mrs. Marisa Coulter and Lord Asriel Belacqua.

They're fucking *killing* it.

He wasn't a man. He was a rock lobster.

Sort of a dread pirate deal, isn't it.

A drama queen with uncanny valley eyes.