16. You’re a siren but you don’t want to manipulate a man? I demand a refund.

15. She's into murder. Harvey like-y.

14. Look, I did things I regret! Now bone me?

13. Show don't tell the mace, Weds.

12. So the darke hogwarts students use goth as a pejorative?

11. Isn't Thing basically like a doctor by now?

10. If podunk coffee boy isn’t the monster, I will flip a table because I hate being wrong.

9. I paint all my dreams too, good sir. That’s why my walls are full of wangs.

8. This show is basically Tim Burton’s Sabrina.

7. News at 7; coffee shop normie is a controlling d-bag.

6. A outfit that says 'stand back, bitches' for her would cut more than half of Wednesday's lines.

5..there are literal vampires and werewolves in this school, why so freaked about the possibility of a serial killer.

4. Thanks to the closed caption of 'jauntily macabre music' to settle the question of intended tone, Burton.

3. Weds, no need to speak filler intro for your every supposedly witty, dark rejoinder. Just go right into it.

2. The second someone says they’re going on a four week vacation, you can be sure they’re not going to live long enough.

#Wednesday problems, an incomplete list. Part 2.

1. From that angle, you can't tell the foot was chewed off.

30. Burton's still directing these?

29. Burning that page a bit early, Hil.

28. The world isn’t always black and white, Ms. Addams. Sometimes it is red all over.

27. If grizzled adventurer Wednesday is canonical, lame. If it's performative, see #1.