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And Roman goes right back to papa's taint. What a guy! This family is so fucked up!

If you can't love yourself how in the hell can you run a multi-billion dollar company, can I get an amen up in here?

And that's the first and last time Logan Roy ever told his kids that he loved them : when he was telling them how bad they suck at it all.

Roman is my favorite Roy only because he says fuck more creatively than the rest of 'em.

Watching Greg get in even more over his head just makes me very uncomfortable. This show is the literal opposite of competence porn.

I'm sorry Connor, but this blood-in-the-hair bar sounds like it's maybe the worst choice ever. It's not that you're way too dandy for that but I don't want you to get any grease on your cravat.

"Arrr. This chair be high says I!"

- Logan Roy's Pep Talk

Back to #succession where I understand what words the Roys are saying but I have no idea how they're using them. Ah, we're all conflicted out are we? Let's put a pin in the parking lot, you fucking amateurs. #mondegreenstv

Ten billion dollars would buy me so many chicken nuggets.

- me, probably

It's like I understand the words they're saying but I have zero comprehension for how the words are being utilized.

“If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”

- Logan Roy and Definitely Not Ebenezer Scrooge

I'm just waiting for a private plane full of Roys to crash into the Andes and then they have to decide who to cannibalize first. Can I watch *that* show?

Roman keeps his ringer on just for lulz right?

For a dude that's supposedly smart, Logan Roy doesn't really know jack about shit, does he?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Favorite offspring!

FUCK YOU. I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

- Logan Roy, Probably

Cameron's finally number one son again! one percent!

It's a pre-you're-about-to-get-fucked party is what we're saying here.

Spelling it out for you. Small words.

It's a pre-fuck party for some employees, Greg.

Brawny, we have a cleanup on aisle Ken.

The Hundred : It's PornHub meets Club Penguin meets C-Span meets Tumblr.

OBVIOUSLY the Roys are *great* at doing a business here. Sigh.