And now, Succession season 4, starting some indeterminate time after the last episode.
Oh Wambsgans, you squirrely fuck. I don't know who I hate more: you, or your terrible sense of humor.
It's your sense of humor. I can't stand unfunny men.
The Hundred : It's PornHub meets Club Penguin meets C-Span meets Tumblr.
OBVIOUSLY the Roys are *great* at doing a business here. Sigh.
Brawny, we have a cleanup on aisle Ken.
It's a pre-fuck party for some employees, Greg.
It's a pre-you're-about-to-get-fucked party is what we're saying here.
Spelling it out for you. Small words.
Cameron's finally number one son again! one percent!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Favorite offspring!
FUCK YOU. I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
- Logan Roy, Probably
For a dude that's supposedly smart, Logan Roy doesn't really know jack about shit, does he?
Roman keeps his ringer on just for lulz right?
I'm just waiting for a private plane full of Roys to crash into the Andes and then they have to decide who to cannibalize first. Can I watch *that* show?
“If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”
- Logan Roy and Definitely Not Ebenezer Scrooge
It's like I understand the words they're saying but I have zero comprehension for how the words are being utilized.
Ten billion dollars would buy me so many chicken nuggets.
- me, probably
Back to #succession where I understand what words the Roys are saying but I have no idea how they're using them. Ah, we're all conflicted out are we? Let's put a pin in the parking lot, you fucking amateurs. #mondegreenstv
I'm sorry Connor, but this blood-in-the-hair bar sounds like it's maybe the worst choice ever. It's not that you're way too dandy for that but I don't want you to get any grease on your cravat.
Watching Greg get in even more over his head just makes me very uncomfortable. This show is the literal opposite of competence porn.
Roman is my favorite Roy only because he says fuck more creatively than the rest of 'em.
And Roman goes right back to papa's taint. What a guy! This family is so fucked up!
If you can't love yourself how in the hell can you run a multi-billion dollar company, can I get an amen up in here?
I didn't have anything to say about the last episode except fucking finally the old man's ticker gave out. Shoulda just pushed him out of the plane in season 1 but whatever. Now we get to watch the Rabid Aftermath.
Don't tease us, Sledge.
Would it, could it go away?
Would we, could we, find a way?
Kenny's out-quipping Roman this week. Grief is good.
It's really warm and so I'm not smart enough for my usual quips. That said, these people suck.
Greg? We can hear your inner monologue.
Half at best, Shiv! Half at best!
Notably lower energy without the patriarch. The decision to end the series at 4 looks smarter every week.
Kenny not in existential danger is the most insufferable version.
Greg's on the "B" ark.
Before this season was wondering which model of famous TV exit would claim Logan. Now I want all the kids to Henry fucking Blake.
We get it. they're empty suits. And now, they can barely quip.
Logan looks as happy to make another pass at Living Plus as we are to be watching it.
Post-Logan Succession demonstrates the hazard of fulfilling a show's stated premise, it's why you never let the Minnow get off the island.
Roys versus Globetrotters tv-movie, I'll be there.
And that's the first and last time Logan Roy ever told his kids that he loved them : when he was telling them how bad they suck at it all.