Fuck this huckster pandering awards show monologue : it's bad. It's just bad.

The Mondegreens took some edibles and we're ready for some Oscar Bullshittery and Dumbfuckery. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

A soldering iron . . . from *hell*.

Clever edit: not an infernal fountain pen, just a soldering iron.

I'm calling it : that lady's gonna be the BAD GUYYYYYY in this season. She has no powers and she wants 'em. If I'm wrong I will eat an egg. (I hate eggs).

It's 2pm, honey, let's go to the pubs before the wraiths come out!

I wish they sort of explained this world a little more : does everyone see ghosts? Why can only children fight them? Is there a curfew for everyone? When do people go out dancing, then?

Ah yes, this show is now officially Will-They-Won't-They (but with ghosts). The Cheers of the Paranormal.

I am living for Lucy's ability to stand up for herself unapologetically. She's completely out of fucks to give with these dudes.

"You do not understand," always said by someone who won't teach.

As always, the young woman has to save everyone's arses and they're probably gonna be dickshits about it.

"We never check on the girl who very obviously has strong and unknown powers because we're MEN who have MEN THOUGHTS to worry about." - The dudes in Lockwood and Co., probably.

Torch-toting mobs roaming london, egging cars. Ghosts or brexit?

"Cemetery, you say? But that's where the *ghosts* live!" - Lockwood and Co., probably.

I'm back to Lockwood and Co. tonight, a quaint show about fighting ghosts and not being terribly good at it.

No one's seen a battle droid with a shield before? Real 'that armor's too strong for blasters' revelation, there.

Oh, they're the mods because they roll around on scooters! now I get it!

Surprised Hamill came back for a paycheck, creeped by Ahsoka's flirty-fawning relationship with him.

The show picks up half a notch when it becomes Mandalorian season 2.5, and downgraded again with an episode-length press of the reset button.

Notable paragon of bounty hunters Mr. The Fett needs a sidekick to help him with the sous-chef droid?