Notable paragon of bounty hunters Mr. The Fett needs a sidekick to off 20 guards?

This show is a mess. What is Fester's motivation for doing any of this? He's bored by every moment of the present-day plot with its sitcom bureaucracy and West Side Story gangs.

More backstory where none is needed: rancors are sensitive!

Boba Fester joins the Fremen, takes on spice smugglers. Sir Patrick, where art thou?

I guess a guy who brought 'dad' into star wars is probably the one to keep saying 'train.'

Fett talks a lot now. like, a lot a lot.

I tried to watch this several times before now, never got through the opening backstory box-ticking for the Sarlacc escape.

I'm sure the first person to notice that The Book of Boba Fett has some problems.

Here're some.

A very ADHD thing just happened. I'm watching tv and trying to follow it while trying to decide what I wanted for dinner. Suddenly I'm looking at dresses and have no idea where I am in this show. I think there are ghosts?

She is drowning. There is no sign of land. He is coming down with her; hand in unlovable hand.

Magical Encyclopedia Brown over here solving Ghost Mysteries for a shit ton of quarters. Or whatever it is in England Money. 50p? A dollop?

Okay, based on some dates dropped, I can safely say that this takes place in the present. If present, where phones?

Is there zoning in effect that limits the number of lights for a cluttered olde house?

For a bunch of magical teens who live in an old house together; they decorate quite nattily. Not a beer bottle tower to be seen.

The Lion, The Witch, and the What-the-fuck

England, with interiors by C.S. Lewis.

We have title! Welcome to Lockwood and Co. Where the date is unclear and the ghosts are not.

Aw fuck I don't totally hate this show. This is gonna be fun. Also the weed is starting to hit so.

Fuck, it seems like the only cure for being ghost locked is an ice pick to the ol' noggin, but not a doctor.

Here we are at Hogwarts, I mean Brakebills, I mean the Academy of Unseen Arts, I mean Xavier's School for (British) Gifted Youngsters.