I would love a movie about the disappointment and uncertainty after the dramatic climax where two people have a life-altering event. Like : what happens to Clare and John after detention? Or : you saved the princess; now what? Also I'm high.

Fuckin' hell, Centaurworld's soundtrack really (as the kids say) slaps.

Fortunately, Back in the Groove was right there, waiting to jump on the grenade.

One member of The Mondegreens team is watching Rick and Morty. I am sighing. There are butts.

2. Addendum to an addendum : POWERING THROUGH COVID during a fucking party scene. Not cool, Wōdnesdæg.

#Wednesday problem, a complete list.

1. Having the lead 'power through' filming while she had covid.

Can we get another season of Blind Date, please?

Watching "The One That Got Away" and am just hating myself from tip to tail. This is a not-good show and yet, I cannot stop.

15. They might be great with each other but they really are terrible friends. May Edgar and Lindsay come out from their shadows!

14. "How to botch a threesome in one painful lesson." h/t Dorkin.

13. I hope Edgar and Lindsay become best friends and start doing capers.

12. Halfway through one season it reminds me of Love without the constant drag of its uncomfortable Mickey shaming. In other words, better.

11. I hate seeing shows where spouses so obviously hate each other. It's fuckin' old.

10. PTD : you need to rule out previously taken dicks. I'm learning so many life lessons!

9. Did they put out a "Clifton Collins jr. type" casting call for Venti?

8. This show has more feet in it than a goddamn Tarantino movie.

7. My day-drunk look is . . . smudged. Hair is smudged. Face = smudged. Clothes smudged with who knows what from a random bar. I'm envious. And unkempt.

6. But damn if they don't get through all-day drinking looking unrumpled. Not even a bead of sweat.

5. Nothing more stereotypical than a British dude in a shitty polo shirt crashing a garden party. It's their brand.

4. The real question is how they're getting around while also being too drunk to drive. LA is huge! This is unreasonable. My expectations are too big now.