3. Admitting that I have been doing sunday funday wrong.

2. I want to find an underground taco stand in the middle of a cemetery and I demand to have that sort of LA experience.

1. Didn't know a lot about it, didn't expect it to be set in LA. Did I attach the premise of something like Catastrophe onto it?

Currently watching You're the Worst which, despite the name, is not terrible. There are other things to be said about it, however.

A well played to TOTGA for sticking the outro scenes. Keeps you watching garbage.

Here's what I want. Okay, stay with me but a reality dating show where all the contestants band together and ignore the premise of the game and just all bone down. I'm gonna call it Fuck City.

15. Gwen can take comfort that no matter how many of her intriguing characters end up squandered, she's past the worst of it.

14. That's how she likes her men : tied up in chains and begging for the sweet release of a little death.

13. No overwritten 'No, I prefer to hext' response?

12. She's bringing a gun to a bee fight. Ah yes, that great Tanya Donelly hit, "Shoot the Bees".

11. She took up her father's sword and cut the ring from...

10. For a fuckin' normie, this dude seems to have some powerful-ass majick. How do you rectify that in your black heart there, Petey Puritan?

9. Goody has spent some time in the uncanny valley.

8. HIVE CODE 4 LYFE. HIVE CODE 4 EVA.

7. Wednesday, are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper?

6. Oh look, I was right all along. Every single one of my predictions about this show came true. I'm a regular Nostra-fuckin'-damus.

5. Wait this school is full of Werewolves, Vampires and Gorgons? Since when?!

4. Barely restrained seething : the title of my sex tape.

3. She only tased me *lightly*, Dad. We're still friends!

2. Outcasts have no fortitude. One small saw and they're gonna run home to their mamas.