3. Whoever is writing these terrible title puns should be forced to speak like Wednesday for a day. Dark statement. Quip.

2. And we're back with overwritten rejoinders.

#Wednesday problems, an incomplete list. Part 3.

1. All kvetching aside, episode 5 was a measurable improvement. On to 6.

33. God damn he looks like the fat Hamburglar. The really creepy one in the 70’s.

32. Ah yes, the mayor’s office has a roaring fire. As do all mayors in Vermont. Quaint as fuck.

31. Young Gomez with local-tv aging makeup would also be more credible.

30. I really want to post my predictions for this show but it’s only going to be spoilers for others since I’m never wrong.

29. You dad, I learned it by watching you.

28. Also, rich enough to afford counsel if not?

27. Wasn't waddles a skilled attorney? And, uh, unflappable.

26. Every time this mother fucker dude waddles on screen I wonder how they sex it up.

25. On the subject of casting, Eugene Mom 1 would make a more credible Gomez.

24. She’ll be judge, she’ll be jury. She’ll try the whole cause and condemn you to death. Oh, Wednesday. You’re a card!

23. Yeah only one Reggie you know, Dad. Don't need to specify.

22. Gomez’ vocal track never quite matches his lip movements. Voiceover dub or am I bananapants?

21. Morticia don’t take no shit and I love her for it.

20. CZJ is maybe the best modern Morticia casting available.

19. Teenage Gomez could get it but holy shit he did not age well.

18. Gorgon Dude is rock fuckin’ hard.

17. Two good quips in a row! Wednesday on fire!