Well, Hugh Grant knows his brand. Good on him.

When did Scarjo start singing?

Huh.. second british guy doesn't get his mic cut.

Choose a weirder animated short film you fucking cowards.

Her silver muumuu is GLORIOUS holy shit this is what I want : that muumuu, a crystal-clear saltwater pool, and something strong in my glass. Can I be her when I grow up, please?

The costumes of all the RRR dancers must be so fucking rank after rehearsals, daaaaamnn.

We're running late, here comes the donkey show.

**FART NOISES WHILST I CHUCK MY TELEVISION A DOUBLE-BIRD**

A crummy commercial! Son of a bitch!

Do we have to lick the literal actual taints of each film studio this year : because I've seen a lot of taint lickage.

Spoiler: T'wasn't me.

Hope someone, somewhere is peaking during this song.

watching a trailer during a live performance? Is this Hall H?

Where do you put your Big Poofy Oscar Dress when you have to sit down in your Big Poofy Oscar Dress. Asking for another friend.

Is someone doing a bit? This song is a bit, right? Nobody asked for that.

How do you get an honorary Oscar without dying? Asking for a friend.

@VelvetDuchess It's an absolute delight and has rightfully earned every accolade.

FUCK DID I NEED THAT. GO KE HUY QUAN. You are amazing. You fucking won this shit. THERE **IS** TIME FOR LOVE.

Nothing I love more than watching commercials for the thing I'm currently watching. It's honestly a great use of my time.

Did the QR code industry forget everyone uses closed captions always?