When we last left Succession, Logan was back in first place in the race for desired comeuppance. Last two of Season 1, here we go.
Dildo of American cheese makes this less a tone shift from Velma than it seemed.
In the dentist/comedian reveal, which order is objectively worse?
He's so rich he wears his hat *forward*. Fuckin' guy.
None of my kids have gone around the bend or offed themselves, he foreshadowed.
Gil's making a push to third in the derby today.
There's no better Culkin than the no-fucks-left-to-give Culkin
She's not fucking around on him . . . anymore. Plus, I'm pretty sure sodomy isn't cheating.
Yo, yeah, I did about 20 lines of blow and my heart's about to explode but yeah, fuck it. I feel great!
-- Kendall, Probably
I have the worst fucking attorneys.
-Tom, Probably
I love watching actors sort of take the piss with their characters. They fucking LOVE getting to be this much of a douchebag and it shows. There's a glint in each of their eyes. " *~*I'm a fucking *~*asshole! Whee!"
Don't let him die, she foreshadowed.
Fuckin' Chekhov's shotgun wedding up in this bitch.
Does every rich white family have a spot where all the kids go smoke weed and talk about stock options?
Show spends a lot on locations but comes out ahead on music licensing.
So this family hates each other but they still know everyone's phone numbers so they've got one up from my own.
Ah shit, the ro-rings.
Metaphor for Shivtom sighted.
You get beheaded! And you get beheaded! Everyone's losing their minds at this wedding!
Greg's a driver, he's a winner. Things are gonna change, Greg can feel it.
Great dangers, little numbers.. this aristocratic jargon is tough to follow.
Oh Kenny, jumping back into the lead. Knew you had it in you.
Shiv's wedding, light rock with less talk.
Comeuppance Derby standings at the end of season 1:
1. Kendall
2. Logan
3. Tom
4. Greg
5. Shiv
6. Roman
7. Connor
Whoopsy-doodle, I done fucked up.
- Kendall, Probably