Aaaand more Succession, from episode four. #mondegreenstv #CoSoTV
How much time has passed? A month? A day?
Anus? At *breakfast*?
Richard Nixon dildo? Leave Roger Stone out of this. ESPECIALLY at breakfast.
It's like someone told Kendall he could either wear a shitty tie or be a kind and thoughtful person and now he's got these hideous puffy ties in every shot.
Cameron? Loves the sad sacks.
I can't remember names so I'm just gonna call them all Chet. Old Chet, Culkin Chet. Girl Chet. Chets all the way down.
Good that HBO hasn't strayed from the bathroom humor. It's not TV.
A month! Finally!
Less a gala than a toast..mortem.
On Greg's gravestone, it's gonna read "He Was In Over His Head".
One thing this show gets? The stupid rich will fucking monologue to anyone they meet.
These people are being horrific to each other so I'm just gonna think about what I will buy if I'm ever this kind of stupid-ass rich. Like, what would my *thing". I think I'm gonna go Dino-sour Eggs.
And pay someone to shred my problems away. Again with the paper!
Kendall, your dad is a huge Nirvana fan. His bladder is fine.
Can anyone pull off a turtleneck anymore?
I can only assume that Bumpkin Chet will be pushed over a balcony or rooftop at some point in this series.
Holy crap he's safely on the ground floor.
Chet Culkin let his writers have thanksgiving off, too.
Lot of paper in this 21st century media conglomerate.