Some guy just pulled up to my door in a new pickup truck with a ladder in the back.The dogs went wild.When I opened the door there was a smiling black guy.I asked him what he wanted.He started in on a patter, You remember me don't you and said some name. When I just stood there, he went on and on..That's your sister next door, right? No.Then he said he was selling hamburger, by the roll.I said no, go away. WTH...
i used to have to deal
with prowlers
pulling in driveway
in the daytime
if house looks like
no one is home they pull in
if someone comes outside
or answers door
they start in
on a string of bullshit
to explain why they there
the ladder in their truck
is for trying upstairs
unlocked windows
no point looking for a plate
likely stolen or a fake temp tab
best deterrent is a locked gate
on the driveway if feasible
so they can't pull the vehicle
up to the house
and park off the road