Just searching for clothing references for a commission, no big dea--WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SIR? WHY ARE YOU EATING YOUR SHIRT?
Wait...I think he's stuck! SIR? ARE YOU STUCK?
Oh, he can't answer me on account of his shirt being in his mouth.
HOLD ON, SIR, I'M GONNA GET HELP.
Hello, 911? Send help! We have a man here who is stuck in a turtleneck! ...What's that?...No, he already *tried* eating his way to freedom, but it didn't go well. ...Yes, bring Tums(r)!
IT'S OKAY SIR, HELP IS ON THE WAY!