Matuzalem
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Joined Nov 2017
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"The MAGA assholes are now ruining BlueSky"
Me: Well.... y'all been spending the last three weeks on Twitter talking about the "Xodus" and how you were all moving over there to get away from all the MAGA assholes.
Should have just stuck a sign n your back that said "COME KICK ME HERE TOO!!"
OR..... just thrown the chum in the water and jumped in right after.......
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Because they couldn’t overthrow the chef—he was too good at stirring the pot!
Why did the coup fail at the palace?
There is no such thing as a surface wound with a Katana.
Matuzalem
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Bring me the head of Elon musk so that I can wear it as a hat, driving from town to town screaming "who's dark maga now, maga".
kids these days see us talking in memes and laugh at us. #Boomers
Matuzalem
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Bilionaire Tits McGee needs to buy himself a bra for his moobs.
Matuzalem
- Macos
- FreeBSD
Always helping others with their device problems of all types.
Joined Nov 2017