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America, we are about to take a ride on the carnival attraction called the Gravitron. It features a spinning mechanism that creates centrifugal force, pressing riders against the wall. Once at full speed, the floor drops away, leaving riders stuck to the wall by this force. Metaphorically typing.

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Perfect for the Director of Ethics and Transparency.

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@BreakingNews So, what does a President get for selling top secret and classified docs to several Dictators? Yep, another term to proceed to do it again. "FOR SALE! GET YOUR SET OF AMERICA'S TOP SECRET AND CLASSIFIED DOCS!" Enter at the Oval Office door.

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The problem is that Sanders has a lot of anger towards the rich. I get that.

What I don’t get is him thinking he is one of us. He hasn’t been one of us for a VERY LONG time.

Raise your hand if you make $174,000. Hell, our combined salaries never came close to that and I’m a software engineer.

I’m really really tired if the rich pretending they know what the rest of us think.

yahoo.com/news/bernie-sanders-

Little Marco
Sweating Like a Dog
Lightweight
Choke Artist
Irrational and Liar
He Needed a Bottle of Water
No Show Senator
Totally Ineffective
Overly Scripted
Puppet

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@th3j35t3r It me. I had a used Sparc10 at home in the 90s, with a 20" monitor that must have weighed 80 pounds.

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