Matuzalem
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@th3j35t3r I would like to teach him some things.
@cjcrew They are worthless but they have money bags stored somewhere.
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Have had my moment of silence for the brave ones who fought to save our Freedoms!!!
Screw the millions who voted for the next Hitler...Those who forget history are bound to repeat it!!! Good luck to the US, NATO, EU, Ukraine and Palestine!!!
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CNN Breaking The News are jokesters.
I'm old enough to remember when 114.7kB/s download speeds where BLAZING FAST.
@BreakingNews HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A FISTFUL OF FRIES: Western in which our hero, The Spud with No Name, rides into a town that's deprived of carbohydrates thanks to the evil takeover of the low-cal Scallopinni Brothers. Plenty of smokeouts, fry-em-ups, and general butter-melting by all.
Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:
THE TATERNATOR: Cyborg spud returns from the future to present-day McDonald's restaurant to kill the potatoess (girl 'tater) who will give birth to the world's largest french fry (The Dark Powers of Burger King are clearly behind this). Most quotable line: "Ah'll be baked..."
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If people voted for Trump out of petulance, they deserve only mockery.
An election is not a football game.
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@matuzalem IMHO-no child left behind lowered the importance of "social studies" classes because math, science and English were tested subjects. Schools didn't want bad scores publicized so the tested subjects were prioritized and the arts and social studies became less important.
I'm going to figure out how to open this keyring.
I made it.
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Don Winslow @donwinslow
I told you Merrick Garland was weak and a coward.
You told me he had a secret plan and was playing 3-D chess.
I told you Garland was intentionally delaying indictment.
You told me "justice moves slow" and "This isn't a Law and Order episode, Don"
All the tweets are there.
@th3j35t3r that's even better 
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Hey new CoSo folks! Join us for @th3j35t3r hosting a miniseries on CoSo call 8:30ET/5:30PT.
Matuzalem
- Macos
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Always helping others with their device problems of all types.
Joined Nov 2017