@cossimo Apps should have a function beyond...the same thing the website does. That's what a mobile site is for. ugh

@Zooter Yup, lol.

@kwarizmi oh my god don't even get me started on that shit.

Dear every site on the internet:

No, I do not want to sign up for YOUR FUCKING NEWSLETTER.

Thx,
Mal

@Metalman925 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jAC_xH2vPc&feature=youtu.be

Nope, the shit exists.

@swinemiester They seem to have missed the memo that racial supremacy is for degenerates. Weed smokers, at least, hurt literally nobody other than tater tots.

@wilw @beard Probably among one of the better appointees, all things considered...

Ahahhaaa this is an actual post from the white supremacist forum Stormfront. I saw this screenshot and actually went and dug through Stormfront to verify it's existence because lolllllllll

I almost want someone to do this because it would be hysterical in a super Weird Al kinda way.

Da genocide, mon!

Give it up for the men and women of Alaska for turning out for the Women's March.

I lived there for a couple years, and Alaskans are all carved outta wood. Tough ass people.

Look , all I'm saying is that those shithole countries still have a funded government.

#Shitdown2018

@th3j35t3r When the options are laugh or stress out and get pissed, I choose to laugh. At someone else's expense, ofc.

The country's falling apart and I got jokes.

Meanwhile, in Russia...

Trump, squalling, shits his nappies.

Chuck Schumer looks down his nose at McConnell while Mitch postures like a maddened lizard. Chuck meets his eyes with a stern school-mistress glare, tapping a wooden ruler against his palm...a promise of the violence to come.

"Mommy?" a voice quavers from the closet.

"Not now, Pence. Mommy's busy."

@th3j35t3r As far as I can tell? "Undo anything Obama did without rhyme or reason", "care for the unborn more than the extant", and "rub my sweaty pink man nipples with taxpayer money".

Something like that, I think.

Somewhere in DC, Mitch McConnell is inflating his neck pouch in a display of territorial aggression against Chuck Schumer.

@misbuttoned It's pretty epic. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

Holy shit. Read this, seriously, I'm laughing myself into tears over here. This guy is tweet-storming an absolutely insane "Twitter novel" about...modern politics? And the Oprah conspiracy? I swear it's a lot funnier than that sounds. It's utterly mad. SUPER long, and still being written I guess.

Totally loling over here.

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/950836669703483399