Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.
(Continued)
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges - IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the heck happened?
Can you spell 'politicians?'
@m15t3r_dr4g0n "Mom stayed home to the kids". 100 years ago " mom" wasn't given a bloody choice. You think that's good?
First, this has nothing to do with what I think. Second, I don't speak Troll.
Have a nice day! 😎 👍
(Did they follow us over here from Tw@tter?)
@m15t3r_dr4g0n I'm just confused went that statement was included, as it reads as though you think it's a good thing. I welcome your correction on this.
Context and perspective are everything! 😎 👍
@m15t3r_dr4g0n Okay. You support the stance life was better when women weren't given a choice. That's sad.
@JacBuchanan And you are incorrect. I think we're done here...
@m15t3r_dr4g0n Ah, 100 years ago, when no one had health care, and white men and monopolies ran the country and everyone else was considered property
♪Those were the daaaaays♪
@m15t3r_dr4g0n Yep pretty much! Teach a man to fish and he’ll never go hungry, give a man a fish and he’ll ask for more fish as they say. If we actually balanced a budget I’d be more amenable to paying taxes, but until then I’m going to legally avoid every penny I can
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax