@Kaysymmetry I've had that trouble all my life. I wear size 13 shoes. Most of my friends have feet that size or bigger. But apparently, only people with tiny feet are allowed to have a selection of shoes besides "Frankenstein's Clodhopper" and "120-year-old Cuban Man Style"
How many 5'10" 160-180 pound people are there who have 8 inch long feet?