"The count is two balls, Gene..."

One dollar and NINE CENTS!!!

It's an important photo, but the negative came out grainy...

Meanwhile, behind the scenes at Meta...

THIS. IS. SPARTA. INTERMEDIATE!!!

There are no words. Amen.

It's definitely an exothermic reaction.

The undisputed King of Rock Drummers.

I could be arguing in my spare time. - John Cleese

Last seen en route to Monday Night's Dallas Stars - Vegas Golden Knights game.

An artistic rendition of the recent performance of Donald Trump's Truth Social stock.

Apply directly to the forebrain.

This has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

Captain, look, it's Disneyland!

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...?

Now, that's no way to treat the vision impaired, is it, Bobby?

Just take the first exit past Buttphlugg - you can't miss it.

Dude, BOOKMARK the place where you got that catnip, whoa!!!

I just want to say good luck - we're all counting on you.

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