Current #caffeineclub membership credential: a cup of Tanzanian Peaberry with real cream and Equal sweetener. Hoping it'll bust me out of my slumber with just the right amount of wham!, without knocking my kidneys over the Batter's Eye in Minute Maid Park in Houston a la Yordan Alvarez in game six of this year's World Series. There's only so much my body can take right now. 😅