I sometimes feel like the Left really just needs to say some crazy stuff sometimes in the flavour that Q-heads subscribe to, it seems you need to talk their language to really get them to understand...

It could be like
"FOR YEARS THE GOVT HAS BEEN TRYING TO DO POPULATION CONTROL AND MIND CONTROL BY PUTTING A TOXIN INTO GUNPOWDER THAT CAUSES ED ISSUES,,, AND IT AFFECTS YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE YOU MORE PLIABLE, THATS WHY BULLETS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THESE DAYS"

I feel like they'd but it lol