So first there was World War I, when the patriots manned the airwaves and rammed the ramparts, which was started by Jeb Bush, when he invaded the Middle Eastern places, but then he ran against me in 2016 but I beat him, by a lot, and then I ran against Obama and beat him by yuuuge margins–he wasn't even born here you know–and then I beat Biden by even more, millions and millions, and now he's going to start World War II.
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@DavidSalo you forgot when Washington blocked the runways at Dulles so the redcoats couldn't take off, and Abe Lincoln invented the internet and hunted vampires.
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American history is really hard! Especially when it keeps on changing every time it's politically convenient.