So I found a great, super-fast recipe for Butter Beans in Vodka Sauce. Open, drain, rinse and toss two cans of butter beans into a pan, pour in a bottle of vodka sauce, simmer, and serve with grated parmesan. My Instacart shopper replaced the two cans of beans with a pound of dried beans. That extends preparation of this recipe from under five minutes to approximately 24 hours.
FML.
@kismatt
I deferred on the beans and had pizza. I'm soaking them overnight tonight for dinner on Wednesday.