Elmo came to the genius conclusion that the reason Twaffle wasn't making money is that tweets aren't SCARCE enough.
@mcfate @killingfloorman "Maybe they pay more if we make their experience worse?"
"Genius, Elon."
I have a really strong intuition that Elmo is one of these "JUST MAKE IT WORK!" sort of managers.
@mcfate @killingfloorman "But I personally chose YOU based on 10 lines of code you printed out - it should have worked by now."
"Just SHOOT zem. Shoot zem BOTH." β Raiders of the Lost Ark
@mcfate for sure. One of those 'I'm a big picture sort of guy' wankers
Anyone tells you they're a "problem-solver", they're totally a trouble-maker.
@mcfate @ToruOkada same with self described 'disruptors'
Definitely. I'd like to disrupt their intrinsic fields, and not in a FUN way, either.
@killingfloorman @mcfate Hahaha, these are the words of #Brexit negotiator David Davis. He went into the negotiation with nothing but a smile. We all know how this turned out.
@killingfloorman
He may have overestimated the actual demand.
"I might have a slight problem paying you back the ninety-six grand."
"Oh? Well, let's just call it an even ninety, then."
"I might have exaggerated the slightness of the problem."
β Lucky # Slevin