I am at the age that I start a lot of sentences with “I am at the age that I.”

Oilers are going to try to win this game without taking any shots on net.

The Republican nominee for President is meeting with his probation officer this afternoon.

Apparently so. Interesting! 👀

Do Parole Officers provide reports for sentencing?

After a lot of thinking, I have come to believe that the earth isn’t real and birds are flat.

Also, I believe there may be something strange about those mushrooms I had for breakfast.

You know that Parole Officer will be doxxed before the interview is over.

Alright. I have my Monday morning espresso. Y’all can unmute me now.

I wish birds were real and Monday mornings weren’t.

Imagine waking up and it is Monday morning AND you are Numbnut’s parole officer? Thoughts and prayers for the poor bastard that has to interview that POS today.

I may need coffee.

It is Monday morning AGAIN! FFS!

There is a bobcat on our neighbourhood. It has been here for years.

Yesterday it attacked a house cat on the deck. The attack was caught on the ring doorbell cam.

The house cat swiped back and the bobcat took off. Lucky, but Fluffy is down one of its nine lives.

Today I played golf with a guy who said Taylor Swift “got a lot more famous after dating that football guy.”

Dear Reader, he is a nice young man so I corrected him nicely but firmly.

Let’s Go Oilers!

#ShutUpAndDropThePuck

Breakfast of Champions!

#caffeineclub

I got a new shed today. It is a beautiful shed. Too beautiful not to share with y’all!

Yes, I am an old fart. But I am old fart with a
new shed! 😀

Prediction: If Numbnuts is elected, Cannon is put on the Supreme Court.

Mind boggling to think that a University thought it was ok to collect Indigenous human remains. Worse, if the usual patterns follow, we will find out many others did as well.

“To learn about ancestors being in drawers, in paper bags, in stapled little baggies… it’s horrific. It’s devastating.”

https://www.aptnnews.ca/national-news/we-are-sorry-university-of-manitoba-to-repatriate-hundreds-of-indigenous-human-remains/

I am reading The Rediscovery of America by Ned Blackhawk.

In school we were fed so much bullshit and told it was history. It was a story alright, but it was fiction.

I highly recommend this book. It will challenge what you think you know.