Well, well. I knew I had 2 bootleg presses of The Rolling Stones rare “C*cksucker Blues.” But for about 30 years I could only find one, which is the full LP. I thought I had lost the other, but I just found it when looking through my 45’s. I thought I had 2 LP versions.

Schoolboy Blues is a sanitized name. And of course, Nanker and Phelge means Jagger and Richards. Those were also the names of my first two cats. #RareRecords

What do you call the green flies that hover around a horse’s ass?

Republicans.

It’s not my fault the toilet paper roll doesn’t change itself.

In exciting news, a new month, a new bag of dog food! #woof

Celebrating June 1, end of lobster season in these parts.

I should rollover and try to get another hour of sleep but my mind is spinning!

It is saying “we could be drinking coffee!”

#caffeineclub

Looks like one step forward and several steps back in US. Scary shit.

The silly puppy is being extra silly.

What do you think is wrong with Speaker Mike Johnson?

Great news. Numbnuts cannot come to Canada because he is a convicted felon.

I thought the Leafs were bad in their own zone. And they were. But the Rangers are brutal.

@th3j35t3r good server load test going on.

Are you allowed to throw plastic bags full of piss at community service felons picking up garbage on the side of the road?

Asking for 70 million friends.

Wait until Numbnuts tastes that shitty jail covfefe!