I’m sure Joe Biden won’t take my advice, but if he did, this is what I would advise him for his debate with Trump:
1, Practice making longer strides when you walk. It’s not that far to the podium. You can do it without shuffling.
2. Keep your finger off your nose, and don’t do those little coughs into your fist.
3.When Trump goes off on a rant, say, “Is this the man you want controlling our nuclear arsenal?”
4. Point out that Trump’s economic promises will actually make inflation worse.
@Dane Oh, yeah, I had a few more, but I ran out of characters in the post! ☹️
@johnldeboer He doesn't need that much finesse. He just needs to ask if 45's parole officer gave him permission to be there. I'm still predicting he'll find a reason to not be. He's already setting up excuses for his inevitable loss.
@johnldeboer It would be fun if Biden would say, in the middle of his response
“Ugh, who passed gas??”
@johnldeboer
All pro tips.
Hope his staffers tell him.