DAMN I did NOT have "run uphill 8 blocks due to an emergency with your tiny human's partner" on my docket today but that's exactly what I just did.

The ambulance only beat me by 30 seconds.

Everyone’s okay-ish, and in proper care now. Wear helmets when you’re skateboarding, yo. Please.

And now of course now I can’t get “Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God)” out of my head.