The wife and kid are out of town so let the debauchery begin. Sike!! It’s raining so I’m wining and dining myself this evening. #ramen

The shirt is killing it with the grandpas around town and that’s just fine with me. My son just rolls his eyes when I wear it.

Cat fishing? This is taking some next-level willpower...

Sigh….SIGHHHHHH….if only someone would feed me…sighhhh

It wasn’t me…

They're not messing around...