Conversation in our house:

Him - how long is the sun going to last today?
Me - I have no idea. I am not a god who controls the weather.
Him - Why don't you know - when I married you I thought I was trading up - you are supposed to know everything.
Me - you definitely traded up, I DO know everything but I just don't have accurate information to tell you the answer.

He walks off disgruntled. 😆 🤣