I felt pretty old when my kid asked me who Madonna was. Just now she said, "who's Paris Hilton?" and I feel half way to the crypt or something! 😂

@hendrey

Yesterday, I asked my child how old they thought something was...

"from before the Protestant Reformation"

Ouch! 😂 😂 😂

@Minholkin Ahahaha, nice! I would die of happiness. It would mean my child had ever HEARD of the Protestant Reformation AND remembered that it was a while ago. I literally just said aloud, "do you what the Protestant Reformation was?" and there was dead silence in the room here. She just assumed I could not possibly be asking her and didn't even look up from the anti-woman schlock she's reading. Graaaaaaaa. Parenthood stays weird.

@hendrey

LOL kids cut you off right at the knees, don't they? 😂

I appear to just become more stupid as time goes by...

@Minholkin Tell me about it. Even the baby yelled at me today! Husband pulled a muscle and I was kind of massaging it for him and baby started yelling, "No! Nooooo!" and freaking stared me down like I was assaulting him. Sigh... She's a meanie!

@hendrey

Funny...kids can be so reactive and jealous of contact or affection between parents when they're little!

@Minholkin @hendrey
When our son was 5, my hus-bang rolled over onto me one Saturday morning, being playful. A chilly voice from our bedroom door said "You! Hey YOU! Get off my WOMAN!" Hus-bang said "um what?" He said "YOU HEARD ME. GET OFF MY WOMAN!" Oedipus is alive and well my friends!

@HazelPethig @Minholkin Oh my god. They're so scary. This is the little beastie that stalks me:
https://counter.social/media/G5Exy-r9S6y2beTEE1k