here's a piece i wrote for forbes but chickened out before publishing it there. what do you think: should i publish it on forbes?
Left Behind Pet Care Will Care For Your Pets After Your Rapture by @grrlscientist
#Rapture #LeftBehind #pets #SolarEclipse2024 https://grrlscientist.medium.com/left-behind-pet-care-will-care-for-your-pets-after-your-rapture-3fbd6e881b94
@grrlscientist I read it in your email newsletter this morning. Love it! And the illustration!
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Prediction: if the rapture ever does come, only our cats & dogs will qualify
@grrlscientist The problem with this business plan is that you're trying to sell care to people who don't care. Folks who expect to be Raptured expect to be filled with joy in Heaven while their un-Elect friends and family scream in Hell. How could such people care about what happens to their pets or plants?
@grrlscientist The best part is nobody can sue you if they are actually raptured.