@Bix why would a bible "include other historical documents, such as the constitution"? is he having them specially printed?
I say we agree to let them have the Bible in school, providing they also include but are not limited to the following:
Quran
Kitáb-i-Aqdas
Bagavad Gita
Tao Te Ching
Yasna
Guru Granth Sahib
Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Book of Shadows
Dianetics