Why the fuck do people try the door, realize it's locked and then fucking knock' in public restrooms?

"Yeah, so I'm having a shit. I was here first. Now what buddy?"

Why fucking knock? The door is locked man. Ya think I'm gonna stop what I'm doing and come answer it?

Fucking weirdos.

@th3j35t3r I have a skit I need to reshoot.

Person runs into the toilet fumbles with stuff sits down and cue the appropriate noises of emergency pooping.

After a sigh of relief... a knock.

"Occupied."

A few seconds later, another knock.

"Um... occupied?"

Then two people in unison.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

"Literature" is seen being pushed under the door. Cut to black.

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I am going to start carrying JW literature for just such purpose.

Thanks for the laugh!

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