I managed a few minutes of Trump's rambling nonsense.
Did you know that in California there's a law that says it's not stealing if the value of the item is under $900, so criminals are going into stores with a calculator when they shoplift?
I wish somebody in the audience, some big guy straight from central casting, would stand up with tears in his eyes and ask him,
"Sir, what the ever-loving fuck are you talking about?".