To give you an idea of how crazy the ice is here in PDX....

My house and the ones on either side have short, gently sloped driveways between the street and our garages. Overnight, my neighbor's PARKED car slid out of his driveway and into the middle of the street. When I texted him this morning asking, "This is probably a stupid question, but are you aware that your car is in the middle of the street?" his response was "Uh, no."

All of Portland is a giant ice skating rink.