Text exchange:

Conservative friend: So, what do you think about the Hunter Biden inquiry?

Me: I don’t know enough about it but think it’s laughable that the right is making a fuss considering Eric Trump defrauded a children’s cancer charity, Ivanka got numerous Chinese patents for her personal business while she was WH advisor, and Don Jr. was just deposed for Trump’s shady business dealings.

Conservative friend: *Crickets*