A work café dad joke from last week:

I tried using beef stew as my password for that one website, but it wasn't stroganoff.

Work cafe's dad joke for today:

What does winter fat become?
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Spring rolls.

Downside to training today: no block of time large enough to check out for lunch. Upside to that? I get to leave early because I didn't take a lunch break.

I'd prefer the lunch break, tbh. *stomach growls* Don't worry, I had snacks.

Not on my bingo card but I guess it should have been:

Waking up at 3:30am with "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" on repeat.

I know the song showed up because I watched a "top Oscar-winning Best Songs" video a few days ago. But why, brain, why at 3:30 in the morning was it so important to remind me of that fact?

And this was my internal movie, of course, not the movie whose song it actually was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJiQ4uWgotU

Been a while since I did a Murdle, the design has changed!

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Murdle for 3/16/2023

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I’m pretty proud of myself for planning ahead enough to make overnight oats. No idea what we’ll have for dinner, though. #adulting

Maybe I'll finally figure out what offsides means now that we've got a soccer team of our own. Their first-ever home opener is this weekend! Go City!

Got a spam message with this as the subject line: You're invited (my name) ??

So am I invited or not, spam message? Even the spam is getting passive-aggressive nowadays...

A 💝 Day #DadJoke for you:

Why shouldn't you trust a chef on Valentine's Day?
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Because they'll dessert you.

My hubby has already heard me tell this one, but a #DadJoke for the #Sportsball game today:

What drink do they serve players when they sit down on the sidelines after the players have gotten flagged on a play?
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PenalTEA.

TIL, after nearly a year of playing #HorizonForbiddenWest and nearly 3 years of playing Horizon Zero Dawn, that if you shoot certain arrows at the machines’ legs, you can make them fall over. I thought you could only knock machines over by meleeing them with your spear. My gamer mind is blown.

Today's earworm: Coming Around Again by Carly Simon. #CoSoMusic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A7jAVDPJU

Had a weird dream that made me wake up with the original Battlestar Galactica theme song in my head, so you get it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrd767Xzfk

Today's café joke:

How do you know you picked a nosy pepper?
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It gets jalapeño business.

#DadJoke

I can't believe it's been two years. And the show going on in the House right now...this is a *day*, my friends.

Whenever I notice my ankle clicking as I walk I wonder what steps lead to that particular noisy joint. It's not all the time, and it's not even the entire time I'm walking down the hall...bodies are weird, fam.