Work cafe's dad joke for today:

What does winter fat become?
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Spring rolls.

Downside to training today: no block of time large enough to check out for lunch. Upside to that? I get to leave early because I didn't take a lunch break.

I'd prefer the lunch break, tbh. *stomach growls* Don't worry, I had snacks.

Not on my bingo card but I guess it should have been:

Waking up at 3:30am with "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" on repeat.

I know the song showed up because I watched a "top Oscar-winning Best Songs" video a few days ago. But why, brain, why at 3:30 in the morning was it so important to remind me of that fact?

And this was my internal movie, of course, not the movie whose song it actually was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJiQ4uWgotU

Been a while since I did a Murdle, the design has changed!

THE SMALL-HOLE MURDER
Murdle for 3/16/2023

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I’m pretty proud of myself for planning ahead enough to make overnight oats. No idea what we’ll have for dinner, though. #adulting

Maybe I'll finally figure out what offsides means now that we've got a soccer team of our own. Their first-ever home opener is this weekend! Go City!

Got a spam message with this as the subject line: You're invited (my name) ??

So am I invited or not, spam message? Even the spam is getting passive-aggressive nowadays...

A 💝 Day #DadJoke for you:

Why shouldn't you trust a chef on Valentine's Day?
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Because they'll dessert you.

My hubby has already heard me tell this one, but a #DadJoke for the #Sportsball game today:

What drink do they serve players when they sit down on the sidelines after the players have gotten flagged on a play?
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PenalTEA.

TIL, after nearly a year of playing #HorizonForbiddenWest and nearly 3 years of playing Horizon Zero Dawn, that if you shoot certain arrows at the machines’ legs, you can make them fall over. I thought you could only knock machines over by meleeing them with your spear. My gamer mind is blown.

Today's earworm: Coming Around Again by Carly Simon. #CoSoMusic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A7jAVDPJU

Had a weird dream that made me wake up with the original Battlestar Galactica theme song in my head, so you get it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrd767Xzfk

Today's café joke:

How do you know you picked a nosy pepper?
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It gets jalapeño business.

#DadJoke

I can't believe it's been two years. And the show going on in the House right now...this is a *day*, my friends.

Whenever I notice my ankle clicking as I walk I wonder what steps lead to that particular noisy joint. It's not all the time, and it's not even the entire time I'm walking down the hall...bodies are weird, fam.

I'm just not going to get any work done in March, am I? #StarWarsJediSurvivor https://gizmodo.com/star-wars-jedi-survivor-cameron-monaghan-cal-kestis-1849878725