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A beautiful young woman is smitten by a handsome young man across the room. She goes up to him and says, "I'll do anything for you for $50, but you have to say it in three words." He looks her up and down, thinks about it for a second, pulls out a $50 bill, and says, "Paint my house."
@estherschindler
An engineering student rides up to class on a shiny new bicycle, and his classmate asks how he got it.
"It's the craziest thing!" he replies. "This beautiful girl rode up on it, jumped off, tore off all her clothes, and said, 'Take whatever you want!'"
"That was good thinking," says the classmate, "her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."