In Atlanta, Georgia it is illegal to tie your giraffe to a streetlamp. It is not illegal, though, to import a cushion made from a freshly shot giraffe’s head with the eyelashes still attached. https://lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n22/katherine-rundell/consider-the-giraffe
@estherschindler Yes, indeed. Those other facts...also disturbing. 😂